Sunday, June 29, 2014

Barefoot Pink Moscato

The aroma:

“Rosewater my yoga instructor applies to my wrists during shivasana”

The taste:

“Adult Kool Aid in a good way”



Friday, June 13, 2014

Clif Family Winery, The Climber, Sauvignon Blanc

The taste:

"It is like that girl who went away for the summer.  In June, she was the life of the party and the epitome of cool.  During the summer, her parents put her on meds for bipolar disorder.  When September rolled around- she was boring.” 


Thursday, June 12, 2014

Angel Food, Cupcake Vineyards

The aroma:

"In the arms of the angel,
Fly away from here,
From this dark, cold hotel room,
And the endlessness that you fear.
You are pulled from the wreckage,
Of your silent reverie.
You’re in the arms of the angel,
May you find some comfort here.” - Sarah McLachlan


The taste:

"Jesus take the bottle
Take it from my hand
I can’t stop drinking on my own"

"A cadre of cherubs cavorting on the tip of my tongue" 


Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Moscato D'Asti, Cupcake Vineyards


The aroma:
 “YES, YES, YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS”

The taste:

“One bottle is not enough”

"No need to ask
He’s a smooth operator.
Smooth operator, smooth operator
Smooth operator"   - Sade

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Fetzer Moscato

The aroma:
“The sense of rebirth and peace after shavasana”

The taste:
“A slow and steady symphony of sweetness”


Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Awesome Wine Quote


“Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions, and more tolerance.”

Benjamin Franklin


Robert Mondavi Riesling 2010


The aroma:

“Fragrant honeysuckle plucked straight out of my neighbor’s garden”

The taste:

“A mellifluous voice from afar commands your attention.  You turn around expecting to see the man of your dreams, but fate has brought you an awkward admirer.  Despite a moment of disappointment, you take a second look and notice his potential.”




Awesome Wine Quote



Foxhorn Chardonnay


The aroma:

“Whoooooooo let the dogs out?!?!” 

“chlorine vapors emanating from a swimming pool”

The taste:

“The moment you see someone fail miserably, but you lack empathy and compassion because he/she is a horrible human being”


Awesome Wine Quote



- Martin Luther

Charles Shaw

Overall Impression:

“Not bad for a girl from the gutter like me”  

- Kina



Challis Lane Merlot 2010


The aroma:

"reminds me of a young virgin waiting to be deflowered"

The taste:

"sizzling ecstasy"


Barefoot Pinot Grigio


The Aroma:

“Stale flowers you refuse to throw away because you think you will never love again.” 

- Me


The Taste:

” You know I’m such a fool for you.  
You got me wrapped around your finger, ah, ha, ha.  
Do you have to let it linger?  
Do you have to, do you have to, do you have to let it linger? ” 

- The Cranberries